i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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