You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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