just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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