It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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