Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just found puke in my bra..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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