you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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