did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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