i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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