Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
