Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
