Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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