is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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