We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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