I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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