No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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