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Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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