lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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