My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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