you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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