Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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