At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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