So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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