ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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