pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Dignity is for republicans.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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