i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
