Pappa wants mamma naked
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I stole a fireplace last night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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