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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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