We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
