So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
