5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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