Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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