How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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