Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
