: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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