what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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