I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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