You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Terrible idea I love it
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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