I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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