ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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