:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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