I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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