singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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