I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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