I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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