Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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