clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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