In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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