Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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