Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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