I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I got inside last night via doggy door
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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