ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dicks are not precious.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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