He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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